Ride Machete JR Board 2018

Ride Machete Jr Snowboard 2018 Black 148The Machete Jr. is the ideal snowboard for the (adjective about the whining baby that stole your youth) grom who (plural verb) snowboarding the entire mountain. With a super (adjective you would hear a skier use in an 80's movie) twin rocker, the profile of the Machete Jr. lifts the contact points out of the snow just enough to allow for a catch-free ride that is forgiving for (Polite Plural Noun for "kids who snowboard poorly") and will help provide floatation in (body part)-deep snow. Whether your child is doing a front blunt (Number divisible by 90) - (Food Item) - out on rails or spinning (number divisible by 180) off park jumps while grabbing (favorite salad), the Machete Jr. will have your little (Favorite curse word used to describe children) riding so well that (competing board company's team rider) will look like a (mean thing you might have called your mom when you were 14).FEATURES:SlimewallsSingle Impact PlateBiaxial GlassExtruded BaseFoundation CoreTHIN CONALL RIDE boards feature Thin Construction with tapered tips and tails, reduced swing weight, enhanced tip flex and the sidewall runs past the effective edge.STANDARD EDGERockwell 48 C.BIAXIAL GLASS90° and 0° angles, fun and forgiving.EXTRUDED BASEThe industry standard extruded 1500 Ptex base material. Good wax absorbtion and easy to repair.FOUNDATION™ CORETip-to-tail Aspen wood core with proven durability that retains pop and flex.SLIMEWALLS®RIDE’s exclusive Slimewalls® are forgiving and ductile, absorbing impacts rather than defending against them. Just like your skate wheels, the urethane in Slimewalls® smoothes the interaction with the snow, wood or metal surfaces you may RIDE on. On top of all that, these babies are virtually indestructible, the most durable sidewalls in snowboarding.IMPACT PLATESAdded underneath each binding area to improve compressive strenth and prevent board breaks where it matters most.